Sunday, January 18, 2009

UP #186: Imploding Storefront, Negaunee, Mich.


3 Comments:

Blogger James Watriss said...

All this abandoned shit... I have an idea.

We're going to start a bus line. Hold on, I know what you're thinking.

We're going to shuttle people to and from the non-stop "Burning Michigan" party that we're going to start next year. All this stuff, all these abandoned places, and noone to care... can you think of a better place to throw the kind of party that would put Burning Man to shame? The kind of party that's ongoing, someone always keeping the fire and the meth labs going, so we'll leave for the week, and come back next weekend kind of party?

As I see it, the shopping list should include acres of Pot, metric of drugs, random farm animals, some of those molested pigs from the Hormel plant, 72 refurbished clown cars, a merry go round, a grain elevator, 130 copies of the south park movie, so that we can keep everyone on the same page while we get the whole UP singing "Blame Canada," 7 tractors, a small town full of Amish people, All of the MIT dropouts for the past 11 years, Bill Gates, Louis Farrakhan, Some guy in a big bird suit, A tractor trailer load of pillsbury cookie dough, 19 gallons of cottage cheese, and a newspaper.

10:33 AM  
Blogger James Watriss said...

But that's just the stuff that comes to mind. I'm sure there's more.

10:44 AM  
Blogger Rob said...

Sounds awesome. I can think of a lot other places worth burning. The only rule I have is: no margarine.

1:17 AM  

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