CPC Flashback No. 1

"AHM SOMEONE....THATCHA. NEVVA MET BEFAW!" the townie cougarlawyer kept stuttering over the guttural screams of Meat Loaf. "AHM SOMEONE. THATCHA NEVVA MET BEFAW. IN YA WHOALE LIFE!"

I could tell by the sincerity in her eyes that this was supposed to mean something incredible to me, but I just kept saying, "yes, that's true."