Muttonchop Land

When every male at the Midway Cafe has the same facial hair, the existence of the facial hair is not ironic (unless you're into group irony, which really just seems like conformity to me). One wonders if the male facial hair conformists sit at the bar on quieter evenings and compare chops over PBRs....or do they drink High Life now?

P.S. Thumbs down to the Midway for sending tonight's headliner on after the T closed.
P.P.S. Thumbs down to the MBTA for closing at 12:20 on weekends, when DC (with fewer residents) stays open until 3 and New York (many more people) never closes.