Best Blog Comment Ever

Meade and I went to a Royals game in Kansas City. We drank a lot. We both blogged about a very large Beach Ball Hater, who stomped a beach ball in the left field bleachers, nearly inciting a riot. Naturally, the beach ball hater, whom I referred to as a "bearded behemoth fatass," would find this site, and provide his side of the story. It's not as good as what we inferred, but it is funny, and I apologize to the respectable behemoth for the now-unnecessary fatass appellation.

Read Meade's version of the tale, then my version (buried under June 30th), and then the Behemoth's comments below:

Hello there. I don't know if youll read this, but my brother who was at that "beach ball game" at the K related to me your story about "the bearded behemoth" who crushed the beach balls. Well I am that bearded behemoth. Not to sound like a jerk because I am actually a very easy going guy, but the real story of the beach balls was that a small child of 4-5 years had been spiked in the face with said ball. This coming after one of my friends also in attendance had nacho debris besiege him after another errant beach ball spike. When I stood up I was trying to ask the drunk fellows behind us to please stop spiking balls, and when they jeered my request I deflated the ball.

When the usher came down he was not yelling at me, he was in fact ejecting one of the said drunk beach ball spikers. I said two words to the usher as a pointed out the real jerk...."that guy."

I had no ill intentions, I had drank no beer, I was just trying to enjoy the game and keep some overly rowdy fans from hurting the cute little girl who for no reason whatsoever took a beach ball to the face.

I apologize for appearing as an unruly behemoth. It's a curse I've dealt with for years.



Posted by unruly behemoth of the K to rb at 4:07 AM