The misery has gotten unpredictably weird.

I've been stuck in the Philadelphia airport for over 6 hours--for the third time this year. I was on Cape Cod last night, and each time I went out on foot, people in cars threatened to murder me. In the second incident, a pickup truck driver who didn't see me in a crosswalk actually screeched to a halt in an intersection, got out of his truck, and threatened to kill me. This morning, at Logan, as I walked by the surprisingly packed Mass at Airport Chapel, the priest slammed the chapel door in my face as I looked inside.

Possible resolutions for these specific miseries:
*No more flying, ever
*No religion or religiosity
*Concealed firearm