BEWARE!

This post has now been edited twice for accuracy. Thank you for your patience as I work toward a Theory of Bourgeois Scum.

Bourgeois scum will convert you into labor, mumble passionately something about either a) their "art" or b) the New Yorker, claim that the working class and middle class are "becoming the same" (except for their the latter's unlimited privilege, education, and money/debt), then laugh at you when you are relevant.