Stupidest Fucking Car Ever
I have been seeing this thing around Boston quite a bit:
I guess that if destroying plover and salmon habitats is what you love, this is the car for you. And with its awesome 16-18mpg rating, you could always show it off to your urban friends when you're not busy driving up waterfalls and over boulders the size of normal cars.
Now, Toyota gets some things right (the Scion line, the Corolla, and the Camry). But the FJ Cruiser is all wrong. I can't imagine this thing having a practical purpose other than looking like a gigantic sandbox toy. Nevertheless, they're all over the city, waiting to swallow up subcompacts and pedestrians.
I guess that if destroying plover and salmon habitats is what you love, this is the car for you. And with its awesome 16-18mpg rating, you could always show it off to your urban friends when you're not busy driving up waterfalls and over boulders the size of normal cars.
Now, Toyota gets some things right (the Scion line, the Corolla, and the Camry). But the FJ Cruiser is all wrong. I can't imagine this thing having a practical purpose other than looking like a gigantic sandbox toy. Nevertheless, they're all over the city, waiting to swallow up subcompacts and pedestrians.
posted by Rob at 9:37 PM
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