Davis Square Skirt Phenomenon

Now that some of the yuppie shit has gone out of business, I feel a little safe in Davis. But someone's unattractive ass is always there to ruin all the fun. On three separate occasions in the month of August I witnessed women whose underwear were plainly visible to anyone standing around them. One was of the hippie type, walking barefoot across the hot asphalt while the playful wind repeatedly whipped her skirt over her buttocks. One lonely sorostitute wore a skirt so short her lima bean green panties could be seen by anyone in Ten Hills Park. On the last occasion, a 30-something woman on the arm of a seemingly indifferent male companion toured the Square, her ass cheeks falling well below the skirt line. I know there are a lot of perverts and grown-ups in Davis, but I wouldn't want my kid to be able to stare at your entire sweaty asscrack just because he/she stands less than 3 feet tall. I know we've lost our capacity for subtletly. But in the real public sphere (as opposed to YouTube), I hope the skirt will remain more than a suggestion.