TODAY IN CPNY
My DAD is trying to get my brother to become a "Staff Analyst Trainee" at "the Transit." This after CMike took a wage job at the UVA Hospital.
I thought they had given up on this practice after trying to force me to become a "Bus Maintenance Intern" six years ago. Preferred majors included "Customer Service," and the depot was on Long Island and a good 5 miles from the nearest inaccessible commuter rail line. Still, I got the usual "WHEA TRYIN TA HELP YOU!" and "YA FUCKIN LAZY!"
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I thought they had given up on this practice after trying to force me to become a "Bus Maintenance Intern" six years ago. Preferred majors included "Customer Service," and the depot was on Long Island and a good 5 miles from the nearest inaccessible commuter rail line. Still, I got the usual "WHEA TRYIN TA HELP YOU!" and "YA FUCKIN LAZY!"
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posted by Rob at 5:37 PM
1 Comments:
When you finally bottom out and realize you've sold your soul to the Arbiters of the Humanities, you'll see how right your parents were. But by then, it will be too late, and millions of unsuspecting sophomores will have already read drastically redacted versions of "In Memoriam."
Regardless, I hope you've recovered from your accident.
-pat
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