"Dakota Fanning, 12, raped in her next film"

Definitely one of the strangest and most inaccurate CNN.com headlines ever. Like a sucker, I clicked on the video link. What played was a short commercial for Dakota Fanning, child supergenius. Of particular laughability was the bottom-screen title

WILL RAPE = OSCAR?

juxtaposed with pictures of pretty Dakota smiling on the red carpet.

The whole thing sounded like an ad to me. Meanwhile, two links down on the homepage, was a story about a guy on Long Island trying to rape internet 13-year-olds in graveyards.