While on the subject of pork...

Something about Tufts (graduated, 2003) always made me feel uncomfortable about eating pork. 25% of the school was Jewish, and 90% of the 25% wouldn't touch pigmeat*. Then there were the vegetarians and the anorexics.

I mean no cultural disrespect, but as the NYC ghetto youth would say, fuck on that! Pork is dirt-cheap and delicious. It provides China with much of its energy needs. Delicious with applesauce, chili peppers, pineapples, both molasses- and vinegar-based barbecue sauces.

Eat pork!

*secret blues reference