IDIOTIC CAMPUS CONVERSATION, Southern New Hampshire University

CAR (A wrecked, late model Ford): THIS IS A REAL CAR,
FROM A REAL
DRUNK DRIVING
ACCIDENT. THE
DRIVER WAS

INTOXICATED AND
LOST CONTROL. NO
ONE WAS WEARING
SEATBELTS.

TWO PEOPLE DIED
IN THIS CAR.

YOUNG FEMALE PASSERBY: That's why *I* own a Volkswagen.

(Others in her group giggle.)