An Email from Scott Brancato (Not from Rob Bellinger)

From: scbrancato@________.com

Subject: The Happy Recap

Date: November 3, 2004 12:02:47 PM EST

To my fellow Republicans: Congratulations. We did it, and now we don't have to listen to the liberals anymore. Let them take to the streets, let them carry their signs, let them cry about votes not being counted and whine about allies lost. Let them make their movies, distort the media, and pontificate from the Hollywood hills. Let them lie about drafts, voter suppression, and secret plans to steal Social Security. Let Springsteen sing, let Al Franken smirk, let Michael Moore eat. None of it matters. We have the Presidency, the Senate, the House, and the Fox News Channel. They have nothing, not even their own Minority Leader. We win.
 

To the liberals: I wish I could say that, like your hero, I feel your pain. But I don't. That does not mean, however, that I won't offer my sympathy. Each of you will be receiving a consolation basket filled with the following: 

- The deluxe Fahrenheit 9/11 boxed set, complete with behind-the-scenes footage, never-before-seen interviews, and a ham sandwich autographed (and half-eaten) by director Michael Moore.


- A signed John Edwards comb.


- 15 bottles of Heinz, enough ketchup to fill even Teresa's big mouth.


- A draft card.


- A race card.


- One share of stock in Halliburton.


- A limited edition "John Kerry: Vietnam Hero" action figure, complete with remote-controlled Swift Boat and "Christmas in Cambodia" playset. (Band-aids and Purple Hearts for self-inflicted shrapnel wounds sold seperately.)

Enjoy!

But to be honest, as much as I hate the man, Michael Moore was right about one thing: Kerry, Edwards and Mr. Moore himself are today a bunch of...

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LOSERS!!!

God bless you all, and God bless America.

McCain/Giuliani '08,  


Scott