Traveling. Sales. Scranton.

**Apologies to Wilkes-Barre. That's where the place below actually is.

Sunday nights in Scranton are wilder than most Saturday nights in Manhattan, if you ask the right people or visit the Woodlands Lodge. Pocono tiki bar, big bouncers in tuxedos, killer escargot and filet mignon, the EVOLUTION discotheque, the locals' fear of newfangled "gangbangers," and the one natural d-cup in town serving Yuengling bottles on a tray. If only there were meaning to it all/God Bless America.